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Today I found a pearl inside a shelfish I ate.

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Make it a ring for your fiance and then when she asks you where it came from you say: ‘From inside my mouth’

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Nah, he’s going to keep it because he’s shellfish.

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422 points · 4 months ago

I didn't sea that one coming

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Are you shore?

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good bot

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Are you sure about that? Because I am 61.06342% sure that GoodPunCutoffLine is not a bot.


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52 points · 4 months ago

I mean 60% isn't very sure...

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that's actually the lowest ive ever seen by thar bot.

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If you look at u/GoodPunCutoffLine's comment history, a good portion of them are just those lines, but there are normal Reddit comments too. The writer of the bot is using it as their own account as well, so that's why u/WhyNotCollegeBoard is so unsure.

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Good bot

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Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that fleshgod_alpacalypse is not a bot.


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I actually am

Bleep bloop

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102 points · 4 months ago

He just said it for the Halibut.

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How much did he shell out for it??

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At least a couple hundred, maybe even a thou sand dollars.

level 7

She'd go pail hearing about the cost.

level 8

Well, with that much bass, you're bound to lose your herring.

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